The simple diplomatic solution is Barron Trump marries Princess Isabella of Denmark and Greenland is given to America as dowry payment pic.twitter.com/fhs3b6IDZG
— miss white (@cinecitta2030) January 7, 2026

A satirical social media post suggesting that Barron Trump, the 19-year-old son of President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump, marry Princess Isabella of Denmark, the 18-year-old second heir to the Danish throne, with Greenland given to America as a dowry payment has gone viral amid ongoing tensions over Trump’s expressed interest in acquiring the autonomous Danish territory.
The post from an X account sharing “metapolitical satire” called “Miss White” has been viewed by approximately seven million users since January 7, sparking divided reactions ranging from amusement and support—with one user noting “This is how we in Austria resolved conflicts in the good old days of the Habsburg monarchy” and another saying “If life were as simple as Bridgerton, this would work”—to strong criticism, with one commenter writing “That is not geopolitics, that is medieval fan-fiction.

